Do you ever check into a hotel, draw the blackout shades, turn on some white noise, and then wake up at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME AS YOU ALWAYS DO the next morning?

Do you ever tell yourself, "No, go back to sleep! You can sleep past 6:00!" but the more you talk to yourself, the more awake you become?

Do you ever calculate how non-scary you have to make yourself look to leave your hotel room and get breakfast downstairs?

Do you ever wonder if you're the only person in the world who can spill coffee from a spill-proof mug?

Do you ever wonder how it could be possible that you wake up with puffy eyes when you ate a salad for dinner the night before?

Do you ever wonder whose job it is to create, manufacture, distribute, sell, and install automatic toilet seat covers, like they have in Chicago's O'Hare airport?

You and me both, dude.

P.S. I'm here in Tulsa! Come say hello today at Loops South!