I have magical powers.
Monday, July 26, 2010 at 12:14PM
Yarnista

I have the ability to delay planes, and the power to set in motion massive domino-effect weather systems!

I make every plane I'm on run behind just with my very presence. The Muggles don't suspect a thing.

Especially since I just look like your average, ordinary Yarnista with her Illy espresso beverage and her knitting project.

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