name that colorway!
Wednesday, March 28, 2012 at 4:58PM We are {sob} sending 17 old friends into the vault very soon to make some room for new best friends.
This is distressing, I know. You hate change. You don't want me to tell you can't have something you like. It's like your mom telling you you can't eat the Halloween candy for breakfast when you're four.
(If you don't recall this from childhood or parenting, it goes something like this: "Please? PLEEEEEEASE can't I have just ONE PIEEEEEEECE? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?" And then when the level headed mother thinks, Peanut butter cups for breakfast can only bring bad things and says "No, maybe you can have a piece after lunch if you eat everything on your plate," the child has no choice. They must respond, "You're not my mommy anymore. My real mommy would let me eat as much candy as I want.")
Unless, of course, you're blessed with a mild mannered four year old who obeys your every instruction without arguing. In which case, I would suggest keeping that to yourself. Thanks.
I've already gotten my fair share of "Mean, mean, mean, badbad Yarnista" comments. And that's OK. I'm prepared to be the mom in this situation. That means you get to be the four year old. And in case you don't remember from childhood or parenting, four year olds are easily distracted by shiny objects.
Look! It's a yarn picture!
It's a contest!
It's a sale!
Our soon to be released collection of colorways has 34 beauties in it. Put 17 to bed, bring 34 guests to the party. See how, being the benevolent Yarnista that I am, I'm actually increasing your colorway options when this is all said and done?
Thirty-four is a lot of really good colorway names to come up with. And I am picky. I have been known to ruminate on these things for days. We've brainstormed some names in the studio, and I have some I like. But I could use some more suggestions. (Note: picky does not always equal mean. One can be selective without being an ogre.)
So, here's your chance to offer your colorway name suggestions. If we pick your name, you'll get a skein of that colorway when it's released. No catch. No "just pay separate shipping and handling, which is really like paying for item." I will send you a skein for honest-to-goodness free.
A couple of hints to increase your chances of winning:
1. No names that are currently in use. You can check out our colorways here and here if you're not sure.
2. No names that are impossible to pronounce. People do not always want a lesson in etymology when holding a skein of yarn. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that I will not be choosing Deasmumhnach, Larfhlaith, or Oilleog. If someone can't even take a stab at it in English, I probably won't choose it.
3. The name has to have a pleasant sound, feel, or connotation without being overly trite. I'm not as attracted to names like "Holding hands under a rainbow made of angels," or, "Fairy skipping across a pond of enchanted lily pads." Conversely, I also don't tend to choose names that have negative words or sounds in them, like "Kill him," "Parseltongue," or, "Moaning Myrtle."
4. Names should not be shared with other well-known products currently being sold. In other words, I'm not going to name a colorway "Bounty Paper Towels," "Tide Free and Clear," or, "Land O'Lakes Butter."
5. Names should not be something my nine year old son would find hilarious. You know exactly what this means, don't even ask.
6. I especially like groups of names that are related to each other somehow. Previous colorway collections have been things like Bayside, Driftwood, Skipjack, and Salt Spray. They sound pretty. The relate to each other. My brain likes that.
To enter, leave your suggestions in the comments here. I'll close the comments at the end of the day on April 2nd, so you have time to think about things. You can enter as many times as you want. Please leave a valid email address in the email box when filling out the comment. I need to be able to reach you. If you leave it there and not in the actual comment itself, no one else will be able to see it.
And while I've bent your ear, the 17 colorways that we're saying goodbye to are 20% off for a limited time. Grab them while you can.
Ready, Set, Go!
Reader Comments (223)
How about some Yorkshire placenames, some of which double as breeds of terrier dog :)
Airedale, Ampleforth, Arncliffe, Appletreewick, Aysgarth, Barden, Buckden, Burnsall, Conistone, Coverdale, Cracoe, Deepdale, Dent, Dibble's Bridge, Embsay, Eshton, Feizor, Fossdale, Gordale, Hanlith, Hardraw, Hebden, Ingleton, Jervaulx, Kettlewell, Kingsdale, Leyburn, Linton, Littondale, Lunds, Malham, Middleham, Masham, Nappa, Otterburn, Pikedaw, Raisgill, Rathmell, Rievaulx, Skyreholme, Silverdale, Snaygill, Starbotton, Threshfield, Uldale, Wharfedale, Wensleydale, Yockenthwaite.
Or what about artists palette colours: Lemon Yellow, Cadmium Red, Alizarin Crimson, Ultramarine Blue, Raw Umber, Burnt Sienna, Yellow Ochre, Titanium White, Rose Doré, Rose Madder, Ultramarine Violet, Cerulean Blue, Cobalt Blue, Viridian, Prussian Green, Vandyke Brown, Raw Umber, Charcoal Grey, Ivory.
Or how about film titles: Gone With The Wind, The Princess Bride, A Night to Remember, Waterloo Bridge, Now Voyager, The Blue Angel, The Wizard of Oz, Meet Me In St Louis, Cabaret, Carousel, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Calamity Jane, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Show Boat, On Moonlight Bay, By the Light of the Silvery Moon, That Touch of Mink.
Or Fred and Ginger films and songs: Flying Down To Rio, Roberta, Top Hat, Follow the Fleet, Swing Time, Shall We Dance?, Isn't This a Lovely Day, Puttin' on the Ritz, The Continental, S' Wonderful, Cheek to Cheek, Steppin' Out (with my Baby), Dancing in the Dark, I Won't Dance, Top Hat, White Tie and Tails, A Fine Romance, Night and Day.
Margarita, mojito, appletini, greyhound, shirley temple, mimosa, grenadine, blue curacao
Brandy, whiskey, chartreuse
Confections: Butterscotch, after dinner mint, caramel, butter toffee, cherry cordial, coconut cluster, lollipop
Carnival: Ferris wheel, cotton candy, lemonade, dough boy, tilt-a-whirl, candy apples, blue ribbon
Oceanside
blossom hill
Divine