I have an assistant in the studio today.
And she is very, very helpful.
She already knows how to do all of the following:
-- Dye one of a kind colorways
-- Answer emails
-- Sweep fiber from underneath the yarn winder
-- Prepare international packages
-- Ward off crazy intruders who have blood running down their leg and who want to know if "anyone here likes to play football"
-- Take coffee orders for everyone, including those among us who want soy dirty chai no foam lattes
-- Knit sweaters
-- Grin
-- Hiccup
-- Look adorable
-- Sleep
Six weeks old, and already a genius. What can I say? I know how to grow 'em.