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Saturday, November 13, 2010 at 5:35PM The copy for the Schmookwook is being placed right now. Right now, at this very moment on a Saturday night, someone is placing the text that I just finished writing into the design of the document. The text is a bit cheeky. I hope you don't mind.
I also hope you don't mind this picture:
I don't think my youngest daughter will inherit any of my cheekiness, do you?
No, quite obviously not.
(By the way, did you know that an absurdly large number of comedians are the youngest children in their families? Stephen Colbert, Billy Crystal, Drew Carey, Steve Martin, Jim Carrey, Steve Carell, Jon Stewart. All last borns.)
(By the way, I am one of those sensible, nose-to-the-grindstone, never-crack-a-smile oldest child types.)
Quite obviously.
The torment shall end soon, my darlings. The Schmookwook or something that rhymes with it will be ready very very soon. And we shall all check ourselves into some kind of facility that rhymes with schma and get a twelve hour schmassage.
Reader Comments (12)
Yay! And what a beautiful princess you have!
She is stinkin' adorable!
And HOORAY!!!! THE SCHMOOKBOOK!
She's absolutely adorable...and yes, she's got your attitude. A yarnista in the making!
Hello! Rockville hailing! Vincent would like to see a Halloween photo of your son! V. misses him!
Cutie! But she appears to be a bit of a smarty-pants....
Looking forward to the cheeky LB! And the Snow White is lovely.
She is such a delight to me.
That's the baby? Wasn't she just born a year ago? What an adorable little one you have.
enjoy your schma day, you deserve it!
That's the baby! Isn't it crazy? Today she told me, "Your the best mommy I've ever had. You and me, we're a team." Sniffle.
Aw, that's too sweet.
Vincent always tells me he loves me and we're a team. We really are a team.
Kids are great.
I see a lot of resemblance to her sister! I must come visit soon, before your son has back hair and the girls are wearing makeup!