Tuesday
Oct132009
Have we met before?
Tuesday, October 13, 2009 at 5:05AM
Do you come here often?
Are you lost, ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mother and let her know I've met the woman of my dreams.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well, then please start.
Your legs must be tired, you've been running through my mind all night.
When are you going to give someone else a chance? We both like cats.
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I'll give you one guess as to which one of the above lines my husband actually used on me. Obviously, it worked.
But seriously, have we met before? At the Sock Summit in August? Did you place a pre-order?
If so, I need you to email me. Quick question for you, nothing to be concerned about.
But I do need you to email me. Pretty please with whipped cream and sprinkles. threeirishgirs AT gmail DOT com. (Formatted correctly, of course.)
What's the name of the perfume you're wearing? Catch of the Day? If you were a laser you'd be set on STUNNING! Do you have any raisins? How about a date? Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas!
I need one of those giant hooks to yank me off stage...
Are you lost, ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mother and let her know I've met the woman of my dreams.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well, then please start.
Your legs must be tired, you've been running through my mind all night.
When are you going to give someone else a chance? We both like cats.
*************************************************************
I'll give you one guess as to which one of the above lines my husband actually used on me. Obviously, it worked.
But seriously, have we met before? At the Sock Summit in August? Did you place a pre-order?
If so, I need you to email me. Quick question for you, nothing to be concerned about.
But I do need you to email me. Pretty please with whipped cream and sprinkles. threeirishgirs AT gmail DOT com. (Formatted correctly, of course.)
What's the name of the perfume you're wearing? Catch of the Day? If you were a laser you'd be set on STUNNING! Do you have any raisins? How about a date? Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas!
I need one of those giant hooks to yank me off stage...
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Reader Comments (9)
Even I don't know the answer to this one, but I'm guessing it's the one about "we both like cats." The other ones just don't sound like the son-in-law I know and love. :)
I'm guessing the line about the cats. :-)
oh the cats for sure. for why would you be with anyone else.
It's "Have we met before?" the title, of course. :-))
Here's the line my ex-significant other used on me: "I want stimulation up here [pointing at his head], not down here [pointing towards his groin area]." I should have known then. heh If only it had been true. Ah, well, live and learn. I have a son out of the deal.
I pre-ordered online...not at the Sock Summit. Do I still need to bother you with an email?
I am going to guess the one "Were you talking to me - well please start." Because it is really kind of sweet. Very little cheese involved.
My guess is: Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mother and let her know I’ve met the woman of my dreams.
When I went on our first date with my husband he called his mother to ask if he could bring me home the next weekend.
Not to mention one needs to put the l back in girls in the addy.
I did pre-order and am waiting hopefully...
My husband used,"Are you gonna eat that?" - he wanted my nacho plate leftovers. About as romantic as,"We both like cats".