Wednesday
Aug132008
This post is completely irrelevant.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 4:32PM
So just stop reading now if you were hoping for something, oh, interesting.
OK, now that everyone else has clicked away and it's only you and me left, I shall now proceed to the completely irrelevant portion of the program.
Here are five things you may not have known about me:
1. I like yarn.
2. Yarn whispers to me. It tells me its deepest, darkest secrets.
3. I like yarn.
4. I like the color brown.
5. Me and yarn, we're like best friends because we spend all our time together.
Here are some things that I would do if I were a billionaire:
1. Create world peace through yarn.
2. End world hunger through yarn.
3. Buy tickets to the Olympics to watch Michael Phelps win his 8th gold medal in the 2008 Olympics. While I was there I would look around for some yarn. Maybe I would bring yarn to pass around or something.
4. Buy yarn.
5. Get lots of spa treatments that use some really soft yarn.
And that, my one friend, is how you write a completely irrelevant post, guaranteed to be 100% content free. And also how you use the word yarn ten times in one pointless, pointless post.
OK, now that everyone else has clicked away and it's only you and me left, I shall now proceed to the completely irrelevant portion of the program.
Here are five things you may not have known about me:
1. I like yarn.
2. Yarn whispers to me. It tells me its deepest, darkest secrets.
3. I like yarn.
4. I like the color brown.
5. Me and yarn, we're like best friends because we spend all our time together.
Here are some things that I would do if I were a billionaire:
1. Create world peace through yarn.
2. End world hunger through yarn.
3. Buy tickets to the Olympics to watch Michael Phelps win his 8th gold medal in the 2008 Olympics. While I was there I would look around for some yarn. Maybe I would bring yarn to pass around or something.
4. Buy yarn.
5. Get lots of spa treatments that use some really soft yarn.
And that, my one friend, is how you write a completely irrelevant post, guaranteed to be 100% content free. And also how you use the word yarn ten times in one pointless, pointless post.
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Reader Comments (8)
yarn is never irrelevant! you've explained exactly how i feel. i often wish i would win the lottery so i could buy a house and then fill every room with yarn!
What a brilliant post! Had me in stitches :) I suspect we could well be long lost yarn-relatives ;)
Hmmmm.....yarn and Michael Phelps?!
You know London Tipton from "Zack & Cody?" For some reason you remind me of her . . .
On the contrary! Loving yarn is never pointless.
I have visions of you teaching people how to dye yarn.... in swimming pools. Ah, imagine all the yarn you cold fit in there? And you would be using your teaching skills.
Maybe Mr. Phelps giving you a gold medal for doing such a wonderful job as getting so many people into dying yarn.
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