Have you seen this woman?

Or this woman?



Or this woman?



I have a secret.

I am secretly harboring fugitives.

I hear Sock Puppet Allison (exhibit 1) and her sister BettyNocha (part of exhibit 2) are wanted in seven states, Canada, and Norway.

I hear Sock Puppet Allison and BettyNocha are part of a large international spy ring.

I hear Sock Puppet Allison and BettyNocha are of unsavory character.

I hear Sock Puppet Allison and BettyNocha  are...

very odd looking.

It's the hair, I think?

What have you heard about them?

Comments

[Lyn]

Have they been in hiding with you since the great meet-up/blanket fest of '09? Oh, the secrets of dying they must have seen...

[Trisha]

I heard that SPAllison lost her eye in a bull riding/tequila drinking incident. But I really think that it's there, and she is winking her way around the world. The sock puppet equivalent to showing a little leg. Also, if you hear strange growling noises in the night, it's SPBettyNocha. She's wild. Watch out for that one.

[Allison]

I have heard of them. I'm a little intimidated by them, especially SPAllison. She's a wee bit wild. Tough, in fact, to keep up with. Watch out for her...

[Jessica]

They only stayed with me overnight, but I understand that they may have snuck out in the night to metro into the city and have themselves a SPPubCrawl through Adams Morgan.

[Roxanne]

I've heard they're heartbreakers, wooing men in beautifully knit wool sweaters then leaving them cold and naked in the morning.

[Loraine]

They're partiers. Shameless partiers. I heard they learned if from their sister counterparts. Real Allison and Real BettyNocha are mild mannered.... yeah, right...

[Patty]

I am so glad that you are blogging more frequently; I have missed you. And I miss little SPAllison as well; was it really October that I met her? Seems like yesterday, and we became so close so quickly what with my hand up her butt and all while she visited!! :)

[Sandy]

Actually, SPAllison and SPBettyNocha are yarn ninjas, international spies if you prefer, hired by some of the 3IG groupies to infiltrate your operations and befriend you. Mission on target! I won't give away the rest of their assignment or I'd have to kill you.

[guinevere]

I've heard that they are shameless yarn thieves, with a taste for the best of the best - so you, and your yarn, are in great danger!! ;)

[Abigail]

I have had the honor of meeting SPAllison and SPBettyNocha (and SPVW and SPLoraine), too, and we had a wonderful adventure!

[Arlin]

I have heard that they are also wanted in Indonesia.
I have heard that a certain person in Indonesia is even willing to pay for their immediate deportation from USA.
I have heard that they are going to retire from their fastlane lives (and maybe get that eye surgery), but they are not leaving their wayward ways (yet).

[Jen]

I've heard that their wild life of partying and international spying--excuse me, their ALLEGED wild life--that they are quite good with children. In fact, Jeffrey would like to pass a hello on to his friend SPAllison and invite her and her sis back for a visit any time!